Experiment: Cranium vs Five Iron Golf Club
Result: Iron wins, every time.
Lesson: Um, always step back when your brother is driving golfballs into the neighbors yard.
Other Notes Worth mentioning: Flesh Glue is great stuff.
Warning: Flesh Glue not only glues flesh, but also surgical gloves. If it comes out fast or watery, it will adhere a Dr's gloved hand quite well to, oh, say a forehead.
Joke: I wonder if anyone here will ever hear someone yell "FOUR!" during a swing and not have someone follow promptly with "head!" right after it.
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